THE VIDEO VAULT OF THE CATHODE RAY PHANTOM

"...Past the mountains of mediocrity, in the LOST WORLD, over the soggy swamp of WATERWORLD, through the HEAVEN'S GATE and across the buring plains of ISHTAR lies the ancient temple of Cinematographia, the movie muse. In a rundown shanty behind that marble pillared hall is the less than adequately ventilated hall of shame, honoring the Celluloid Creatrix's illegitimate children. A place of vile, unclean movies the very mention of which strike queasiness in the heart of staunch reviewers. The role call of infamy is legendary; SATURN THREE, SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, PORKY'S THREE, DEEP STAR SIX, CARNOSAUR, MATRIX REVOLUTIONS, Pauly Shore's entire body of work and that putrid horde continues to grow!"

It is my chosen task to nuture these cinematic monstrosities, and to provide you with a guide to surviving their terrors. This is my kingdom and I protect those who come here. For I am the Cathode Ray Phantom!!

THE CATHODE RAY PHANTOM

Somewhere, Somewhen, Some how

This Week's Drive-In Update

Remake Rematch: Old & Busted OR New Hotness

The Game Room - Fizzball, Giant Monster Rampage, D & D, etc.

CAREER SUICIDE MONTHLY

The Hall Of Shame:Worst...Movies...EVER!

The Drawing Room: My Online Portfolio

Some Other Items of Interest:

The Cinema 67 Drive-In Theater (Official Drive-in of the Cathode Ray Phantom)

The Kerasotes Theaters Web Site. (Includes movie showtimes for all Bloomington theaters.)

It's not news, it's FARK.com

The Cathode Ray Phantom does NOT suggest, he merely informs. What actions the recipients of that information undertake is their karma, not his.

© 2004 Jim Fields